isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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