So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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