How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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