I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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