im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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