We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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