she was so not down for the gang bang
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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