another moral hangover. fuck.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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