...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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