Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
