Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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