does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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