wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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