The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I bet he comes in French.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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