OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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