haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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