What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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