soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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