dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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