I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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