ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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