Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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