Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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