he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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