People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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