Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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