We're facebook friends in real life
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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