i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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