im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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