So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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