She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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