the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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