I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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