why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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