So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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