I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
They took my balls.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize
