I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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