butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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