what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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