Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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