How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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