Don't you send me to vm
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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