Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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