i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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