it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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