I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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