Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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