so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Drake has all the answers
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
