Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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