Got a toothbrush?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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