just come out here and I will go home with you...
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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