Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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