Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Pooping to opera.
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