at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm always down for nudity.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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