How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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