so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
This house was built for laser tag.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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