Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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